“I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
“My love’s got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share
