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Fantasy Quotes by Laura Kreitzer

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Laura Kreitzer mixes humor with magical scenes, like a friend who loves a tweed suit and a woman whose wings turn black and white. She describes a Ferryman crossing a moat, a death that acts like a leech, and a Miracle Phone that records secret plans. She also jokes about a shut door and a rock that swallows water.

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“We both must burn this midnight oil together. You’re just as new to me as I am you.” --Andrew”

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“To see someone you love in so much pain—especially emotional pain that can’t be remedied—was the worst form of torture.”

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“The truth, as much as people acted like they wanted to hear it, was sometimes too cruel and harsh.”

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“If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I’m not entirely comfortable with that,” I said,…

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“I’m not above using unsavory beings to kick the Gods’ asses, but the Phantoms are too unpredictable for my taste,” I said.”

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“Oh yes. You’ve done a marvelous job of succeeding at failure.”

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“Awe! Leaving so soon?” Gabby said sweetly, holding the door open. “I was just about to pull out the gun for you…

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“If you decide to war with us, you will fail and suffer an eternity of misery,” he informed, his tone steady and…

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“To have reservations is to show true leadership. To have certainty without question, to lead people to battle with no qualms, or…

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“What would you suggest?” one of the Italian officials asked. “We do have a highly-advanced biological device called the Illuminator,” Joseph chimed…

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“How ya doing?” Gabby’s face came into view, and she grinned down at me. She’d stopped doing her healing thing, and the…

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“Death. It was something I had to think about once. Weird, right? Strange that death was ever an inevitable end, but it…

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“We need the Fallen Legion,” I said without preamble, trying to catch my breath after running after her. “And I need an…

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“Death was a leech; no matter which side of the spectrum you were on, either dead or alive, it fed. It either…

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“I think I found your vampire,” Andrew said, except this time he wasn’t so amused. However, Gabriella was, her smile huge as…

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“Burn wounds always elicited pain more terrible than anything else he had ever endured. He didn’t relish the idea of forcing himself…

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“Help me out,” I pleaded. “You’ve left me alone to deal with this situation, and now we’re being dealt the consequences.” I…

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“The Ferryman will transport us across the moat,” Chris informed. “Yeah. This seems legit,” Gabriella quipped as Chris helped her onto the…

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“He strained his ears, and the darkness felt heavier than before. Oppressive. “We’re hungry.” That came from behind him. “They smell tasty,”…

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“There’s nothing to be scared of, right Akhol?” He said nothing as he stepped toward the rushing water that rolled around a…

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“Mmm.” Sebastian moaned. “It’s so delicious.” He laughed then. “It’s not the Poisonous Desert; it’s the Oreo Desert.” He scooped up handfuls…

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“At the sound of her name, Lucia’s blue eyes honed in on me. She cocked her head to the side as if…

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“So if I asked you to wear my skirt and juggle my high heels, you would?” I joked. I could only see…

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“Jules lips quivered, and I feared she was about to cry. Then she asked, “He bit off more than he could chew,…

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“There was an image in my mind—an expectation of what it would be like when I finally gave myself fully to a…

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“What are you doing?” Egnatious asked, eyebrows furrowed as he watched Gabriella do a flip. Firen mimicked Gabriella and turned to Egnatious.…

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“It’s okay. I’m—” “Fine?” Joseph chimed in. “Obviously not. You need to be checked out by a doctor.” “I am a doctor.”…

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“I’m not your boyfriend!” I snapped, trying to gently move her hands away from my body. “How can you say that?” Sara…

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“Gabby,” Jenna cried. “It’s so horrible. I can’t believe this happened.” “Jenna,” I said in a soothing voice, “I’m alive and okay.…

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“It took me several minutes to persuade myself to watch the news. During which time I gave myself a stern talking to.…

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“Where are you taking me?” Andrew demanded, whirling on the Ferryman. His muscles tensed, hands curling in and out of fists. “To…

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“A part of me sought the light in all the people I knew, but with the Shadows, it was like bringing them…

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“I blinked at him just casually talking about my new sex life with his genie-shiny head, and I knew at any second…

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“Shut the front door!” Jenna exclaimed. Andrew disappeared into the foyer, and when he returned, his eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. “The…

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“I suggest you leave now, or you’ll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.” “Tie us down?” “And…

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“Your hair is like butterflies,” Sebastian said, giggling like a child. “That’s nice,” Firen said impatiently. “Keep moving.” “Fantastic. I always like…

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“Well, the only reason we’re friends is because you can rock a tweed suit,” she informed, tone mock serious. “So if you…

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“We want to fight.” “And I want J.K. Rowling to keep writing in the Potterverse, but I know that’s never going to…

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“It’s complicated,” I said in defense, hands going up to show surrender. “Talk slowly,” Jenna retorted derisively. “Okay, I deserved that,” I…

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“I tapped around on my new Miracle Phone—a gift from Joseph—as I listened to the discussion about our next move. I wasn’t…

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“Well, the only reason we’re friends is because you can rock a tweed suit,” she informed, tone mock serious. “So if you want to…

“A glacial chill rushes through Gage. He whips around just in time to see arms clutch Summer around the middle and drag her into…

“Her gaze travels back to the lie twisted in a tempest of mud and blood. She witnesses the culmination of her recklessness through a…

“Struggling transforms her captor into a Chinese finger trap. She’s suffocating. Sucking in air without relief. Her lungs expand. Contract. Expand. They fill with…

“Terror builds inside him. The reality that tonight will be his last leaves a sour taste in his mouth. The Tainted will eat him,…

“Oh yes. You’ve done a marvelous job of succeeding at failure.”

“I moved closer as I dragged myself through the frozen bracken. “Who’s coming?” My voice trembled like an autumn leaf in the wind. “Your…

“I’ll stab him,” offers Jaden as she makes a stabbing motion. “You expect me to play along?” Rob scoffs, gripping his arm protectively. “Pretty…

“The woman turns away; one wing blackens like an onyx gem while the other glows white like a bright spotlight. She flies into the…

“I like to eat chicken, but I don’t like live chickens. With their feathers and beaks and weird noises and flapping wings.” He visibly…

“A layer of fine powder coats his skin. “My lungs are turning to concrete,” Rob wheezes, hacking and spitting. “So are my eyes. How…

“The Ferryman will transport us across the moat,” Chris informed. “Yeah. This seems legit,” Gabriella quipped as Chris helped her onto the boat. Andrew…

“What are you doing?” Egnatious asked, eyebrows furrowed as he watched Gabriella do a flip. Firen mimicked Gabriella and turned to Egnatious. “Fun times.…

“The aftermath of bearing shackles is an exquisite devastation, fraught with the ravages of survival. Even though one is no longer held captive—be that…

“Death was a leech; no matter which side of the spectrum you were on, either dead or alive, it fed. It either acquired your…