This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot." Fang — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much! — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom) — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“And by the way, you clearly don't know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang:… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang: "There is one bright side to this." Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" * Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" o Chapter… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang snorted in disbelief. "On one hand, we have a mythical nice family that wants to adopt me. On the other, we… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I’m not comfortable in this stadium,” I explained, trying to look calm. “I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Not saving you from this storm, mutant,” he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.” His voice was weirdly inflected… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
And now I was trying to brush my hair,you know,when I thought about it,and looking at myself in mirrors,wondering if I was… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Tears were dripping onto my dress, but I wasn't making any sound. There was no sound to express thid kind of pain.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I hate you!” I screamed at Fang. Tucking my wings in, I aimed downward, diving toward the ground at more than two… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I choose you ," he said very softly, " Max ." Then his hard, rough hand tenderly cuppoed my chin, and suddenly… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Don’t ever leave me again,” I said in a tiny voice. I won’t,” he promised into my hair, sounding most un-Fang-like. “I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“There is one bright side to this," said Fang. Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“The guys were totally skuzzy, grinning horribly, showing holes where teeth should be. “Boys, God doesn’t like you,” Fang intoned behind them.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Except fang. I glared at him. "Go on, try to stop me, I dare you." It was like the old days when… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Fang: “Let them blow up the world, and global-warm it, and pollute it. You and me and the others will be holed… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“You’re late.” Fang stepped out of the shadows, eating an apple. He was dressed in black, as usual, and his face looked… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang. I had to do some thinking about him. Me. I had some thinking to do about me too. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. — James Patterson Copy Share
“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there… — James Patterson Copy Share
As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure… — James Patterson Copy Share
Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings… — James Patterson Copy Share
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. — James Patterson Copy Share
There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what… — James Patterson Copy Share
I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.… — James Patterson Copy Share
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman. — James Patterson Copy Share
“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it… — James Patterson Copy Share
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where… — James Patterson Copy Share
I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for… — James Patterson Copy Share
When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss… — James Patterson Copy Share