“Hiding the book in my lap, I’d lose myself in stories of dashing buccaneers falling in love with beautiful heiresses. I did this with no guilt whatsoever—I figured the books filled in the gaping holes left by the cut-and-dried sex-ed… — Piper Banks Copy Share Image
“Finn said he’s only coming back to be a subversive influence within the school. I had no idea what he meant by that, but… — Piper Banks Copy Share Image
“2.Stop obsessing about the size of my nose. Yes, it’s freakishly large, but since there’s nothing I can do about that, it’s time I… — Piper Banks Copy Share Image
“I hadn't known my dad could get so competitive over an auction. It was probably a good thing he hadn't yet discovered eBay.” — Piper Banks Copy Share Image
“Hiding the book in my lap, I’d lose myself in stories of dashing buccaneers falling in love with beautiful heiresses. I did this with… — Piper Banks Copy Share Image
“Living all alone! The freedom! Rather than being known as the Human Calculator, I’d be That Really Cool Chick Who Lives by Herself and… — Piper Banks Copy Share Image
“You look”—amazing, incredible, eminently kissable—“fine,” I finished weakly.” — Piper Banks Copy Share Image
