“Wearing fake happiness is as good as smearing foundation. A bit of moisture drains it all.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
What I'm pretty much giving you when you see me onstage is me; it's not a fake character. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
My mother never liked Mother's Day. She thought it was a fake holiday dreamed up by Hallmark to commodify deep sentiments that… — Meghan O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I wanted to try and get out of the stereotypical Geordie girl. I stopped wearing fake tan and wore WAG dresses. But… — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
I think it's a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on… — Jenna Jameson Copy Share Image
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Justice is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake the character of men as you cannot fake the character of… — John Galt Copy Share Image
My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my… — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
People have also told me they've been fooled by fake accounts claiming to be me. — Anna Paulina Luna Copy Share Image
A lot of people think, like, 'JoJo' is fake or 'JoJo' is a character. But, like, it's not. — JoJo Siwa Copy Share Image
I actually sing. There's no lip-syncing whatsoever. Everything is live, and it's real. It's not fake. — Brooke Hogan Copy Share Image
“What is fear but that ‘thing’ that we believed to be as powerful as it pretended to be.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
In high school, getting recruited, usually guys have Twitters and Instagrams so that they can talk to coaches. I didn't have Twitter.… — Sam Darnold Copy Share Image
I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it's impossible to make… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
We call chemistry the 'c' word on 'Top Gear,' and you can't fake that, can you? — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
After the Beatles and Dylan, there's this assumption that you are a singer-songwriter, or that if someone else is writing your rhymes,… — Alan Light Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of good content to write about when you're 13 years old, so you just have to kind of… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
There's all sorts of rumors... there's so many variables there. And I've learned with AC/DC also not to believe the rumors, because… — Chris Slade Copy Share Image
I was once dressed as a mermaid for a Jean Paul Gaultier show. My legs were bound into a fish tail, so… — Coco Rocha Copy Share Image