I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at my peak,… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
