Dont do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor aint. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture... O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fucking hate you is 100%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mumbling along to a song you dont really know but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone asked me: How do you feel if you didn't update your facebook status in a day? Me: Well I feel like… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
U r d beat of my heart Lover of my soul Ill never leave U & never wanna U let go U… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
ATTENTION GUYS Pt.1: You can show her all the attention she needs, it will not be enough. You can be a gentleman… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Friend Request From Random: I dont know you but okay… A couple minutes later receives comment on picture… So beautiful... WHat the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can say sorry a million times, Say I love you as much as you want, say whatever you want, Whenever you… — Twizted Hollow Copy Share Image
So... that's my story. I had some pretty amazing friends, and I include in that group even though my whole life I… — Marley Copy Share Image
When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No one can understand you, When your love is rejected… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
