Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK z like jail,you sit around & waste time,write on walls,& get poked by people u don't no. — Author Name Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teaching people the best way to market organically with Facebook, is like teaching them the best way to butter bread, with a… — Jim Connolly Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a clothes dryer. You can't put your genes into it until you remove the dirty lint from the filter. — Kenny Floyd Copy Share Image
If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like the ocean. It's warm, deep, and calm in a few places but mostly it's cold, shallow and rough. The… — Kenny Floyd Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything… — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
I never go on Facebook! I like, haven't confirmed anybody to be my friend on Facebook. I have lots of friends; I'm… — Hope Solo Copy Share Image
All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a school yard, kids running around playing games while facebook watches and sees who you react with who you… — Cyborge2416 Copy Share Image
This ain't Facebook... It's More like fuckbook... Sneakbook... Try to cheat n creepbook... lookbook... I don't like that hoe but I'm gone… — Bonita Bryant Morris Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on and check it every… — Just 4 Social Networkerz Copy Share Image
Choosing not to delete your friends on Facebook because you like to make fun on their statuses. — Grace Copy Share Image
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like labor , like labor . You sit around and wait until something pops up . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — ProudLesbian Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My third song I put out, it got a lot of shares on Facebook. I'm like 'OK, they digging it.' — GloRilla Copy Share Image
Liking your own status on facebook is like giving yourself a high-five in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a death you will never know when it will come,you never know wether they will comment — TUMELO AKa Heavy Copy Share Image
Facebook is like going to school u always meet new people but not the ones you wanna talk to — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Become addicted to facebook is like loving someone without knowing the reasons... — Dezdexterm Copy Share Image
My Facebook name should be nobody because when I like your status it will say nobody likes this! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a book, flip 1 one page your at the status flip 2, your at the wall. — MT Quoets Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK IS LIKE JAIL U SIT AROUND AND WASTE TIME, WRITE ON WALLS AND GET POKED BY PEOPLE U DNT KNO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you… — Pinho Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
