As I update this status, I don't want you to read it: ow' I knew you will read it and I know… — Simphwe Scientist Copy Share Image
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
