“Who wouldn’t want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.” — David Bowick Copy Share Image
There is always the possibility of a better life with every change that we face, but sometimes we have to look hard for it. — David Bowick Copy Share Image
Asking a girl if she's alright is like jaywalking across a black ice-covered 4 lane street: you think you can make it safely to… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
Maybe it's not love that unites the world, but rather it's broken hearts. — David Bowick Copy Share Image
It’s amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house. — David Bowick Copy Share Image
“The biggest lie a girl will ever tell you is that the size or authenticity of an engagement ring doesn’t matter to her. The… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
“There is no greater mystery than a love interest when you first met them—so much to learn and so many unknowns. What’s her favorite… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
“The unusual thing about new relationships is that they innately want to become grown-up relationships as fast as they can. They do this by… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
“Who wouldn’t want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
It felt as if I was suddenly walking around in wet socks, weighing my feet down as if two kids were sitting on my… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
“The cup flew out of my hands and my God was it beautiful. I wish the Planet Earth video crew were there to film… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
Why should we ever continue anything if the first parts are the best? — David Bowick Copy Share Image
A world's full of broken hearts. That's all this is. I wondered if there was anyone above the age of say, 18, in the… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
