Liking ur own status on face book is like giving urself a high five in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how face book shows when a message is seen now ain't no one gonna lie about it. Guilty as Charge — Solene Gemtessa Copy Share Image
You can never really say whats on your mind, when your family is on Face Book :D — Ismail Copy Share Image
Sometimes I does wish the like button on face book was a real kiss!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Face book is like going to the refrigerator, you know nothing is in there but you check it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And now my face book poppin, cuz I told all the girls I would be the hot shit. One day, this will… — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Face book is a real blessing, I get to talk, video chat, store my photos, see my Family & Friends Pictures, have… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Somebody asked meh- Broda What is FAce BooK? (earlier it was original, real but now a days its just a Fake- book..isn't?… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
I don't want to sell out the girl, but I meet her on face book recently, she is a nice ting with… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do! — Serenity Karma Copy Share Image
What is face book? is a place where Boys posts joy, gets no response... and if Girl posts the same joke, she… — A'are Abolaji Ruqayheart Copy Share Image
“Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving… — Shahla Khan Copy Share Image
“People forget your face after a book tour or an infrequent appearance on Letterman, but put your face on your books and… — Katherine Reay Copy Share Image
“Face-book has all the social graces of a nose-picking, hyperactive six-year-old, standing at the threshold of your attention and chanting, “I know… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
My Face book gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake friends, 10 FB hackings, 9 new sins 8 play dates, 7… — Denver Mc Copy Share Image
“If ever I create a website, I'll call it Two-Face Book, and I'll invite everyone to it, it will be a game… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“I really like Google+ it's much better than face book. The only game you can play on it is life. Which is… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
A person could change there Profile on face book and put up a different photo, but they still the same person !… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I really like Google+ it's I find it better than face book. The only game you can play on it is life.… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
