I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked awful, but I always look awful in the mirror. I keep myself going with the firm belief that my real face is much better looking. — George Alec Effinger Copy Share Image
I figured if Allah had wanted us up that early, He wouldn't have invented noon. — George Alec Effinger Copy Share
Various Horsemen are abroad, doing their various Apocalyptic things. — George Alec Effinger Copy Share
“He had enough troubles, he thought, without inventing new ones for the future. He was middling lost, starving, and with an excellent chance of… — George Alec Effinger Copy Share
I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked awful, but I always look awful in the mirror. I keep myself going with the… — George Alec Effinger Copy Share
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk.” — George Alec Effinger Copy Share
“Madness, by the life of the Prophet! Audran felt as if he were peering through a narrow tunnel, seeing the world with Abu Adil's… — George Alec Effinger Copy Share
“Just because your electronics are better than ours, you aren't necessarily superior in any way. Look, imagine that you humans are a man in… — George Alec Effinger Copy Share
