I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share
