I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Right now my life has an expiration date determined by my bank balance. Can I find something before my time is up? — Inio Asano Copy Share Image
Never expect people to stay the same forever... Candies have expiration date, so do people's attitudes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Any inspiration that doesn't come from God is due for expiration.” — Richmond Akhigbe Copy Share Image
“Many do not acknowledge the preciousness of time, until one day, they behold time slipping away from their very hands.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
There is no expiration date of the marriage certificate, but it could ever end the relationship, — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I never really understood what a three-year itch meant because I never felt it before. Before Johnny, my relationships had a four-month… — Kath C. Eustaquio-Derla Copy Share Image
“Keep everything young and soft, keep everything on the surface, even with the knowledge that the surface fades and can't be held… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
Children are our most precious resource, but a good parent or parent-like figure are becoming almost extinct. If you are blessed to… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
One of the things I noticed is that people really change when they realize their expiration date is coming, and they know… — Justin Baldoni Copy Share Image
“I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn't check the expiration date… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
I try to bear pain and not panic. I try to remember that it's got an expiration date, even if I don't… — Joan Osborne Copy Share Image
We live in a disposable, 'cast-off and throw-away' society that has largely lost any real sense of permanence. Ours is a world… — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
Maybe everything really does just have an expiration date--one that you can't see until she tells you she's leaving, and then she's… — Laura Miller Copy Share Image
My knowledge and thirst for knowledge has no expiration date... It goes until I'm dead. I will be learning and studying from… — Ruben Santiago-Hudson Copy Share Image
When Savage died, that was hard on me. I didn't even hardly know Randy, but I just turned 51 this past December,… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
“There can be no fooling ourselves into thinking this is something other than what it is—the willful ejection of Molly from our… — Susan Wiggs Copy Share Image
What do you mean I have a predetermined death?” – Nick “Did I stutter?” – Death “No.” – Nick “Do I look… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
