“I'm American so I believe in God. I mean, even if people "invented" God instead of the other way around, God is "real" as far as I'm concerned. Just because something didn't exist before you invented it doesn't mean it… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
“Jesus preached socialism and pacifism," I say, "which is wrong and un-American since it discourages entrepreneurship and doesn't support our troops, but I'm a… — James Marshall Copy Share
“I'm Guy Boy Man, which, I admit, is pretty weird, because I'm not Asian, or a series of keywords to search for gay porn,… — James Marshall Copy Share
“Guy Boy Man," says Baby Doll15. "Violence is not the answer." I look down the hallway, steely eyed. "Then I don't like the question."… — James Marshall Copy Share
“God, The world sucks; It's a real mess; Nobody can fix it; It's hopeless; Thanks a lot; Amen. --Guy Boy Man's recommended prayer for… — James Marshall Copy Share
“No girl has ever had this effect on me! She's taking up so much of my attention, I'm having a hard time smoking cigarettes… — James Marshall Copy Share
“Francis Bacon is a good-looking young man. I don't think he has a girlfriend but I don't know. I don't think he has a… — James Marshall Copy Share
It's like everyone wants to categorize you as this and that until you've made your own mark. — James Marshall Copy Share
“This book is a work of fiction that was given to a pirate after it was retrieved from the future by exotically beautiful Eastern… — James Marshall Copy Share
“Then, dramatically, all of a sudden, totally out of nowhere, and to my utter astonishment, absolutely nothing happens.” — James Marshall Copy Share
I was doing 'Twin Peaks,' and Columbia called and said they wanted me to do 'Gladiator.' I thought it had the potential to be… — James Marshall Copy Share
“Fairy_26 told me Guy Boy Man has a prayer: “God, The world sucks; It’s a real mess; Nobody can fix it; It’s hopeless; Thanks… — James Marshall Copy Share
“In Eastern Europe, we are suspicious of the 'h' and the 'j.' The 'h,' when it is small, looks like a chair. Is it… — James Marshall Copy Share
“That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth.” — James Marshall Copy Share
