Some of the best and worst lies Ive ever told are excuses for why Im late. — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
If my heart could play a song for you. It would still be the same song. — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
I looked out the window & watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes & thought WOW dogs are so easily entertained. I… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I`m texting. — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
I love how in scary movies how the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say yeah Im in the kitchen… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
The number of times you say Dont judge me is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong. — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and one bed… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
