Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have… — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Worst Break Up Excuse; 'You deserve so much better.' Translation: They've already moved on whether you like it or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tobacco is the only excuse for Columbus's misadventure in discovering America. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
There is no excuse for anyone not to train three times a week...Anyone can change their mind if they want to. It's… — Lou Ferrigno Copy Share Image
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Don´t hesitate or allow yourself to make excuses. Just get out and do it. Just get out and do it. You will… — Christopher McCandless Copy Share Image
“If we don’t feel like we have leisure, Robinson maintains, it’s entirely our own fault. “Time is a smokescreen. And it’s a… — Brigid Schulte Copy Share Image
There's absolutely no excuse for throwing a piece of equipment on an umpire or any player. You can argue your point and… — Brad Ausmus Copy Share Image
Our lives are also fed by kind words and gracious behaviour. We are nourished by expressions like 'excuse me', and other such… — Edward M Hays Copy Share Image
If homosexuality being inborn is what makes it acceptable, why does racism being inborn not make racism acceptable? … We are born… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Even good excuses, really good ones, don't help very much. Explanations, on the other hand, are both scarce and useful. And accurate… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Poets are political, they have to be reflections of their times [because] they're living in their times... Poetry is political in that… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
Tea with us became more than an idealisation of the form of drinking; it is a religion of the art of life.… — Okakura Kakuzo Copy Share Image
When a legislature decides to steal some of our rights and plans to use police force to accomplish it, what's the real… — H. L. Richardson Copy Share Image
Before one blames, one should always find out whether one cannot excuse. To discover little faults has been always the particularity of… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Well, I work out three to four times a week, in a gym, which - thank God - is right in my… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
With the supplies gathered, he went over to the stainless-steel sink and pressed the foot pedal to get the water running. While… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Demean thyself more warily in thy study than in the street. If thy public actions have a hundred witnesses, thy private have… — Francis Quarles Copy Share Image
In middle school, my friends decided I was weird, and they didn’t like my hair. They ditched me and talked behind my… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
![“Poets are political, they have to be reflections of their times [because] they're living in their times... Poetry is political in that it's standing in opposition to fascism. Good poetry asks a bunch of questions and asks the audience to interact with themselves or see themselves in it; maybe you…” quote by John Cusack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ee/john-cusack-3209_asks_poets-are-political-they-have-to-be-refl_951168.png)
![“In middle school, my friends decided I was weird, and they didn’t like my hair. They ditched me and talked behind my back, which is cool — I’m over it. [laughs] One time I called them and said, “Hey, do you want to go to the Berkshire Mall?” They all gave me excuses and said no. So I go to the…” quote by Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d86/taylor-swift-125_behind-my-back_in-middle-school-my-friends-decided-i-wa_2602167.jpg)