Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure you think about every ex you've ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was happy, then you had to come along and be stupid and make me unhappy, but now I ditched you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was better than your Ex. I'll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting back with an EX? Don't do it. Never eat at the same restaurant twice. It may be remodeled, but it has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy:Bitch. Girl:I've been called worse. Boy:Oh really. Like what? Girl:Your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that I should forget my ex. I ask them why I should forget a good example of my mistake — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear ex, best friend, crush and close homie. Do you think about me as much as I think bout you? I sure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings so many memories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the girl your ex girlfriend will hate, your mom will love, and that you will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I consider my ex as a treasure, that I would really like to bury in the ground — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
