Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share
