“My tbr list is an erection all on its own...it just keeps getting bigger.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves? Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection. — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the blood that was flooding into his dick, bringing it to full erection, was starving his brain of oxygen.” — James Lear Copy Share Image
Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My message to all men is basic and direct: When you are able to have a hard erection every time, you are… — Steven Lamm Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I would say my sex drive is weaker than most. However, my lens has a permanent erection. — Nobuyoshi Araki Copy Share Image
“If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It’s all society is, the repressed sex drives of men, the objectification of women, their paranoia, the posturing, the macho stances, the… — Trevor D. Richardson Copy Share Image
“But eventually his erection swelled to full size, and Kelly deep throated him, pulled back, and did it again, over and over.… — Darien Cox Copy Share Image
Why is failure the first thing I think of when I find myself in this sort of situation? Why can't I just… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“But man is still today, at the age of twenty-five, at the mercy of an erection, physically too, from time to time,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“A woman may walk around naked in front of a man, but a civilized man would never jump over her, driven by… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
As his other hand began to slip around her waist, his body brushed against hers, and there was no mistaking the thick,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“I can't believe it. He is sporting a bona fide erection in the middle of class. All because of me. In history… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Anyway, I'm in bed with her, with her bracelets. Her face is a blank, so I darken the lights. Off go her… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“My eyes unapologetically trailed down the length of his torso, down the thin line of hair leading into his underwear and stopped… — Penelope Ward Copy Share Image
“And, baby, I can’t put my hands on you…” he pressed his hips to her lower back, the hard ridge of his… — Jennifer Lyon Copy Share Image
“I woke up not only to my own erection, but Max’s. His cock pressed against my side like it was trying to… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“Billy pulled her snug against his body, forgetting his arousal in the urgent need to give her comfort. He felt her stiffen,… — Joan Johnston Copy Share Image
“I have to admit, for a second it was sort of turning me on, because I kept imagining Georgia in a very… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good. — Tom of Finland Copy Share Image
