“box? And how I had to upgrade the entire phone and PA system because you spit so much saliva into the receiver, there was a permanent crackle in all the speakers?” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It's just you. It's only ever been just you. It will always only ever be just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter where I am in this world, there's nothing else I'd rather see. Just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“And this—this is the moment. The moment I let myself fall completely in love with her.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“No one suspects the people they love of douchebaggery," Heidi looks at me sympathetically. "Or slutbaggery," Lucy adds.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Because if I kiss you, then I'll want to taste you, and if I taste you then I'll need to fuck you. And if… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?" Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Every Princess has one Prince to share the loves and joys of life, and do you know how that Princess knows which Prince is… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
