America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. — John Barrymore Copy Share
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. — John Barrymore Copy Share
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today. — John Barrymore Copy Share
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. — John Barrymore Copy Share
Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or… — John Barrymore Copy Share
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore Copy Share
He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great… — John Barrymore Copy Share
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore Copy Share
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice. — John Barrymore Copy Share
Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts — John Barrymore Copy Share
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore Copy Share
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. — John Barrymore Copy Share
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. — John Barrymore Copy Share
