When people come into my home and they're like, 'Should I take my shoes off?' I say, 'You do whatever you want to do.' At the end of the day, my floor being dirty matters less to me than you… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
New York has this thing where everything is slightly more pathetic than it attempts to be. Everything is going for something, but then you end up like seven steps below, if you're lucky, because everything is so difficult to maintain… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm utterly unsuited for bureaucracy. I don't know my passwords to anything. I… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
When people come into my home and they're like, 'Should I take my shoes off?' I say, 'You do whatever you want to do.'… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
The first time that I ever tried standup, which is how I found a way into show business, I did what I believed standup… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes I see a movie that is two people in a house, and I walk away from it thinking, God, now that's… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I don't like weddings. I don't like ceremonies, and I show up wearing whatever the hell I want, if I go at all. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think we're all full of contradictions; I am someone who is attracted to difficulty but also someone who believes in solutions and finding… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think gifts are a nice way of making people feel seen. A good gift is like a bridge between two people - it's… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
Let's not kid ourselves, companies and corporations only do things if they believe it'll be in their best financial interest. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
A lot of the work that I'm interested in taps into childhood, because it's just such a period where the imagination can be what… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think multiple things can be true at the same time. Someone can be menacing and villainous and awful, but also we can feel… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I'm very stimulated by people like that, and I feel like I collect different parts of them. I've always found it very difficult to… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
