Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror. — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Listen, I didn't ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents' DNA, I've… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Julian, sometimes girls are like junk food. They look good, and they sure taste good… but you know they're not healthy for… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I brought a condom," I tell her when I slide her panties down. We're both hot and sweaty, and I can't resist… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Miss Ellis?" Mrs. Perterson says. "It's your turn. Introduce Alex to the class" "This is Alejandro Fuentes. When he wasn't hanging out on street… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
From the look of us, you'd never know we slept in the same bed last night and made out like the world was going… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
“I wasn't going to kiss you."' 'You weren't?' I look up look up at him. [...] 'Nope, the next time I kiss you it'll… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
I lost my dad when I was younger, and I know what its like to lose a beloved parent. — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
“You have to live for the moment, each and every day . . . the here, the now.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
If there's one thing I learned, it's that nobody is here forever. You have to live for the moment, each and every day .… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share
