My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West Copy Share
