Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror. — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I don't write my own publicity materials, I just read 'em and give 'em the OK. — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em. — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
'Cause I'll rip the mic, rip the stage, rip the system I was born to rage against 'em — Zack de la Rocha Copy Share Image
In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's not a person in Virginia won't try to sell you a horse. It's in 'em. — Isabel Scott Rorick Copy Share Image
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise em up. Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. — Meghan Trainor Copy Share Image
I know that you cannot live on hope alone, but without it, life is not worth living. And you...And you...And you...Gotta give… — Harvey Milk Copy Share Image
Oh, the naive Obama State Department. They say we can't kill our way out of war. Really? Tell that to the Nazis.… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do say that… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Though snails are exceedingly slow, There is one thing I'd like to know. If I out run 'em round the yard, How… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
Civilians are like beans; you buy 'em as needed for any job which merely requires skill and savvy. But you can't buy… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
There's no nobility with war. It's tear-'em-up destruction that leaves you frustrated, bitter and angry... If you really knew what it was… — Charles Durning Copy Share Image
I suppose I could have sat back and pitied myself. For a time I wondered if I'd ever be able to go… — Patsy Cline Copy Share Image
I tell you what, I don't like a hostile red skin any more than you do. And when they are hostile, I've… — Kit Carson Copy Share Image
Our immigration law sucks, and we need to redo the whole thing, comprehensive immigration reform. And what that's gonna be is anybody… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Why, to hear Betsy Bobbet talk about wimmin's throwin' their modesty away, you would think if they ever went to the political… — Marietta Holley Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
...Though there's reasons in things as nobody knows on---- that's pretty much what I've made out; yet some folks are so wise… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I ate them like salad, books were my sandwich for lunch, my tiffin and dinner and midnight munch. I tore out the… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Barack Obama is telling the banking industry what it can and can't charge and what profit he will accept and what level… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing basketball… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
Folks, let me ask you a question about that. You voted in 2010, 2014. You're part of the Tea Party and you… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There are few men with more blood on their hands than me. None, that I know of. The Bloody-Nine they call me,… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Bingo pup. It's a lesson best learned early. They're all afraid of us." He strolled over to Derek. "You're trying to be… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
The "female culture" has shifted more rapidly than the "male culture"; the image of the go-get 'em woman has yet to be… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
