If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only difference between Hell and where I work is the fluorescent lighting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An employees motivation is a direct result of the sum of interactions with his or her manager. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have always believed that the way you treat your employees is the way they will treat your customers, and that people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you hire someone, ask how they are going to push the company forward. Because companies dont do things, people do things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish your goals; now help them accomplish theirs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Organizations that remain vital show their new employees that they are needed. At the same time, they never forget the value of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never wanted Ford to be a place, like the tobacco industry, where our employees were not proud of coming to work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with idiots. I just have a problem working with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We will downsize the government, motivate excess employees to become entrepreneurs, and increase the pay of a lean and mean bureaucracy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you expect your employees to go the extra mile for your customers, you must prove that you are willing to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At work you might hear me say, 'How can I help you?' but my tone says, 'What the fuck do you want?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
