The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always have to change the song I'm playing to something less embarrassing before someone gets into my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever youre talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 1000. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There comes a time when when you need to stop being embarrassed by someone and start being embarrassed FOR someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hours of waiting have been transformed into tension, the tension has become fear, and the fear makes you embarrassed about showing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
