If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Whatever you do in life, always give 100 . . Unless youre donating blood . . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share
Six years in and theres still no evidence Obama even knows what a job is. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share
How a man plays a game shows something of his character, how he loses shows all of it. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share
Ive realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isnt all we needlove is all there is. . . So, I have decided to… — Rick Sutter Copy Share
I think I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share
Often when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted… — Rick Sutter Copy Share
Someday I hope I am successful enough so I can add bacon to my burger without asking how much more it costs. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share
The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's green where you water it. . . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share
It's funny how students can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember to put their names on their tests. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it. — Rick Sutter Copy Share
