If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
“I'm always looking for evidence to support my conjecture that celebrity in Hollywood is sort of like a Joel Peter Witkin photograph: It looks… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP -- an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
Stop pathetically believing that you deserve fame or fame deserves you. It's yucky, and it's only making you miserable, so stop. — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
Once a decision is made to be tasteful and risk-free, all spark, soul, variety, sleaze, spontaneity and fun go right out the window — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
“Look deep into your heart, Gentle Reader. Deep, deep, deep; past your desire for true love, for inexhaustible riches or uncontested sexual championship, for… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
Right now, the economy is a whole lot like a fairly good-looking brain-dead chick in a persistent vegetative coma. You can't really wake her… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin and her virtual burqa have me and my friends retching into our handbags. She's such a power-mad, backwater beauty-pageant casualty, it's easy… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
“I figure that if there's a heaven, then there's a room in heaven where you can look over all of history and be anyone… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
If Jesus is on Tim Curran's side and Occy is Jesus, who gets to win? — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
“Fame is a perverse deformity, an ego swelling as ludicrous as an extra organ, and the people that have it, for a huge part,… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
“Nothing in life was ever clearly drawn, obviously just, or totally emotionally satisfying, but the moment-to-moment stuff of reality featured infinitely more complication, sleaze,… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have to lose a lot of Q-tips before you realize you have a hole in your head. Colors Insulting To Nature” — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
