It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot. — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it. — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination! — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
“i'll stack everything that you taught me in a pile on my heart and let it suffocate me with it's sweet persistent weight” — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
