Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle.” — Lani Diane Rich Copy Share Image
One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
