Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I have to drag myself down to the gym, like everyone else. But when I finish, I can eat more sandwiches. — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
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