Eat Fruits Quotes by Jim Davis

“I order to be "in charge", you need someone to be in charge of.”

— Jim Davis

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

— Jim Davis

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

— Jim Davis

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

— Jim Davis

“The Ego Rip Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings. Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands. Step 3: Rip…

— Jim Davis

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

— Jim Davis

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway!..

— Jim Davis

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

— Jim Davis

When in doubt, pig out!

— Jim Davis

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

— Jim Davis

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all…

— Jim Davis

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

— Jim Davis

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

— Jim Davis

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

— Jim Davis

“A little ego goes nowhere.”

— Jim Davis