It's bullshit that I have to wait for a special occasion to eat cake. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
But how will I eat cake if my head is over there, and my hands are over here? — Marie Antoinette Copy Share Image
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I remembered the way out suggested by a great princess when told that the peasants had no bread: "Well, let them eat… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
“I love you so much. Now let’s finish this video so I can put on that underwear and eat cake off your… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? This is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat… — John Heywood Copy Share Image
“A birthday is an accomplishment; not an insult. A lot of people do not get to have them anymore. Celebrate it. Eat… — E.J. Divitt Copy Share Image
Coffee. Cardio. Pilates. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just eat cake and sit on the couch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Women can stand on the Empire State Building and scream to the heavens that they are equal to men and liberated, but… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
Everyone who knows me knows that I always eat cake. My nutritionist hates it, but I just tell her I like to… — Lucy Bronze Copy Share Image
People have often asked me whether what I know about love has spoiled it for me. And I just simply say, 'Hardly.'… — Helen Fisher Copy Share Image
I shall have one, too," he told her. "So that you don't feel alone." She tried not to smile. "That is most… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I went to the market. I bought some cake and the frosting was red. Then I came home to eat the cake,… — Neeb Vwj Copy Share Image
Everything in your life is there to teach you something; you can be awake to it or asleep to it. I can't… — Natasha Gregson Wagner Copy Share Image
“You're very dangerous," he informed her, taking a bigger bite. "Very devious. If you had enough money and a small army, you… — Dahlia West Copy Share Image
“A slice of cake never made anyone fat. You don't eat the whole cake. You don't eat a cake every day of… — Jeanne Ray Copy Share Image
“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who… — Jeanne Ray Copy Share Image
“You've got this life and while you've got it, you'd better kiss like you only have one moment, try to hold someone's… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
