“He works in profanity the way another artist might work in watercolors, each word carrying various hues and subtleties not available to the casual curser. His work in the field of gerunds alone would make him a legend in any… — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“My eyes went as crazy as Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry's love-child.” — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“Tiff was a voice major at Appalachian State and had been singing in the St. Barnabas choir for a couple of years under our… — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“Benny only worked on major feast days since some of the parishioners complained about the smoke, but, as far as I was concerned, the… — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“Back, a few years ago, when Benny Dawkins was learning the Doubly Inverted Reverse Swan, the trick that won him third place in the… — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“He works in profanity the way another artist might work in watercolors, each word carrying various hues and subtleties not available to the casual… — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
