Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving… — Tom Arnold Copy Share
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch. — Tom Arnold Copy Share
There probably isnt anything I wouldnt do. Ive probably done just about everything. — Tom Arnold Copy Share
To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up… — Tom Arnold Copy Share
The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community. — Tom Arnold Copy Share
Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin was in this movie called The Avengers. — Tom Arnold Copy Share
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share
It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with… — Tom Arnold Copy Share
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. — Tom Arnold Copy Share
She is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis, and she is 31 years old. You don't see a lot of people… — Tom Arnold Copy Share
I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football. — Tom Arnold Copy Share
