Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
I was reading through all these NSA programs that Snowden has revealed, and one of the ones that fascinated me was that smart TVs… — Ted Rall Copy Share
What people don't seem to ever understand is that any infrastructure that exists under your regime, in your current government, will be appropriated and… — Ted Rall Copy Share
“What you read at Columbia is Plato's Republic and Homer's Iliad. What you learn at Columbia is that reading isn't education. Education is figuring… — Ted Rall Copy Share
I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful. — Ted Rall Copy Share
“I suppose I could have been nicer when I was at Columbia. I could have been polite, respectful, turned in my papers on time.… — Ted Rall Copy Share
Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the… — Ted Rall Copy Share
I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or not it's as good as a great book of… — Ted Rall Copy Share
When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they… — Ted Rall Copy Share
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped… — Ted Rall Copy Share
The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10… — Ted Rall Copy Share
Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s. — Ted Rall Copy Share
I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody. — Ted Rall Copy Share
