African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly. — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in… — Rod Blagojevich Copy Share Image
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again.… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out.… — Ed Schultz Copy Share Image
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he… — Eric Massa Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it… — John Dingell Copy Share Image
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick… — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You… — Andre Bauer Copy Share Image
I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point.… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance. — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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