I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds. — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a… — John Conyers Copy Share Image
The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive.… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can… — Charles Rangel Copy Share Image
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol. — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick… — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point.… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You… — Andre Bauer Copy Share Image
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it… — John Dingell Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize — Hank Johnson Copy Share Image
If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly. — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate. — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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