Dumb Quotes · Page 63

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

— Rick Moranis

If the federal government is dumb enough to give it to us, we'll be smart enough to take it. In Minnesota's case,…

— Tim Pawlenty

TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

— Ambrose Bierce

I had a lot of it in my day, but I don't like it. It's a dumb drug. Your whole concentration goes…

— John Lennon

We are the greatest computers in this world, but now we've created the smart phone which is smarter than us now, but…

— Bootsy Collins

Just as dumb creatures are snared by food, human beings would not be caught unless they had a nibble of hope.

— Petronius

They should have focused more on me.

— Sebastian Telfair

Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.

— Tucker Max

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and…

— Ann Coulter

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?

— Cilla Black

I don't know about a lot of things. I read a lot, but a lot of it just passes through me. I…

— Bill Callahan

I often derive a peculiar satisfaction in conversing with the ancient and modern dead, — who yet live and speak excellently in…

— Laurence Sterne

Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.

— Mahatma Gandhi

I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?

— Barack Obama

Today I think he likes me back, we made eye contact in the hallway

— Sam Scarponi

Under the shower, even the dumb becomes a singer.

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

so, when I spotted a cougar stretched out on a thick pine tree branch near the park gates, I wasn't surprised. I…

— Kelley Armstrong

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

— Behdad Sami

The great lawyer who employs his talent and his learning in the highly emunerative task of enabling a very wealthy client to…

— Theodore Roosevelt

Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.

— Mark Hoppus

“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”

— Lance Manion

I am aware of the changes, but in no sense am I believer that we live in a post-racial society. That's a…

— Russell Banks

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

— Dan Quayle

Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work.

— Stephen Malkmus

The great American work ethic has not been lost, but it has been eroded by years of dumb government policies that Mr.…

— Stephen Moore