Everybody has stories about using duct tape. Of course, most don't try to lift a car with it. — Grant Imahara Copy Share Image
How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦.. with Duct Tape :) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.” — Leslea Tash Copy Share Image
Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. — Lee Child Copy Share Image
Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Duct tape fixes everything. If it's not fixing it, you're not using enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Society is held together by duct tape and a lot of these fragile mechanisms are starting to break down. I have found… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to… — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
“The Sweets rarely set foot on the avenues. They'd always lived on the street-side of town, where duct tape held everything together… — Avery Flynn Copy Share Image
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape, an empty car trunk, a getaway driver,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“How about I duct-tape his ass cheeks together? Short-sheet his bed? Ex-Lax his chocolate pudding…? I have other ideas, you know…” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Duct tape." She did the same with her other hand. "M&M's. If I can't fix whatever's wrong with those two things, I'm… — Sofie Kelly Copy Share Image
“She came at him sideways, away from his legs, reaching down to pull the duct tape away. He didn't even notice the… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
I've always resented the force of attraction that traps me here on Planet Earth. It makes me feel like a bug stuck… — Charles Platt Copy Share Image
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I'm being accused of being a murderer! I'M being ACCUSED of being a molester!... They say my idea of a fun day… — Al Snow Copy Share Image
“I want to open a broken marriage repair shop. I’m not a counselor or psychologist, but I am a fan of the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister--corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering at all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I knew Denver was sincere when he told me that he would not want to trade places with me for even one… — Ron Hall Copy Share Image
“Like when people (my parents) ask what I'm going to study in college and I say, "English." They say, "Oh. So you… — Arlaina Tibensky Copy Share Image
“The seminar was long and boring and Quinn was seriously cranky. He did not want to go through another two days of… — Andria Large Copy Share Image
“As the Rich family and I made our way around the neighborhood, my heart filled up with some hope that our country… — Donna Brazile Copy Share Image
“Delores points at me. And now she looks pissed. “That, I believe. Fucking prick.” She holds her hands up. “But it’s okay.… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Okay." Nate took a deep breath. "Now that we're all caught up on the new no-no's of the house, what do you… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“If you trust me at all, if you want to listen to me at all..but you certainly don’t have to…speaking from experience,… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
“I learned many things at Dixie County High School. There was a class called Life Management. One week we brought in a… — Damon Thomas Copy Share Image
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