“I would give you my grandma’s slow-knitted Duck Soup dance-routine recipe, but my grandpa sold it to Roger Bannister for three minutes… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling, we saw Duck Soup together at the Rialto just last week.” — Pansy Schneider-Horst Copy Share Image