It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Most of the people - either returned home to the south or found housing near the shelter they were staying at — Tom Green Copy Share Image
It's nice to go skating in a parking lot and hang out with people who aren't talking about their next movie role. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I don't watch a whole lot of television, to be honest, but I do miss music videos. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Everybody gets inspired by different things. I grew up wanting to go up the street with a video camera because I liked watching David… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I've always found success in sort of separating myself from the pack mentality things. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Technology can't eliminate the need for people going to want to go out and see theater and standup comedy. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
All of my old videos and the things I did on MTV, my old public access show - it was sort of all made… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
There is something romantic about the world being a diverse place, where every place has a Starbucks and Denny's. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I want people to know that I'm not just this crazy person flailing around. A lot of thought goes into what I do. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
