We spent six weeks there [in Vegas]. The only thing crazy that I did was shoot that movie [The Hangovers]. The stuff… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner,… — James R. Heath Copy Share Image
Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice… — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
Who were my mentors in poetry and literature? This is a matter of opinion. Some see in my books the influences of… — Shmuel Yosef Agnon Copy Share Image
An avidity for more is built into the love of movies. Something else is built in: you have to be open to… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod-always bored, often… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Managing risk is a key variable, frankly, all aspects of life, business is just one of them, and one of the things… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make… — Steve Kanaly Copy Share Image
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Of lunacy, Innumerous were the causes; humbled pride, Ambition disappointed, riches lost, And bodily disease, and sorrow, oft By man inflicted on… — Robert Pollok Copy Share Image
Many of us have a tendency to forget the Gracious Hand which has preserved our nation, enriched it, strengthened it. Many of… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
But just as it sometimes happens that the most temperate people, who have never acquired the habit of drinking alcohol, or even… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
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I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that… — Ellen Orleans Copy Share Image
We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
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There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake… — Sam Hughes Copy Share Image
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“Where am I?" Magnus croaked. "Nazca." "Oh, so we went on a little trip." "You broke into a man's house," Catarina said.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered. He consists only of one quality: witnessing. This small word witnessing contains… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
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It's important that Oasis are rude about everybody and that they get drunk...Fair enough. It's nice, isn't it? But it's nothing to… — Damon Albarn Copy Share Image
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“People are talking about immigration, emigration and the rest of the fucking thing. It's all fucking crap. We're all human beings, we're… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
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Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If… — Zicheng Hong Copy Share Image
He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
we might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
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![“We spent six weeks there [in Vegas]. The only thing crazy that I did was shoot that movie [The Hangovers]. The stuff in that movie is way crazier than anything I might have done, drunk one night in Vegas. I mean we did it for real in the movie, so that's as crazy as it got.” quote by Ed Helms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e91/ed-helms-4996_crazy_we-spent-six-weeks-there-in-vegas-the-on_2402525.png)
![“We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up…” quote by Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/janeane-garofalo-1940_cab_we-got-married-drunk-in-vegas-we-dated-f_1421309.png)
