I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs Copy Share Image
Drunk people run stop signs,high people just wait for it to turn green — Author Name Copy Share Image
“I'm walking through the city Like a drunk, but not With my slip showing a little Like a drunk, but not And… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good… — Jason Calloway Copy Share Image
“Am I drunk?" he asked Crewcut. "You're not drunk, Boss," Crewcut replied. "How could a superior individual like you be drunk? People… — Mo Yan Copy Share Image
I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with… — Lynda Carter Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake… — Sam Hughes Copy Share Image
I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't… — Missy Mazzoli Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
“He moved his lips to my cheek, to my ear, back to my mouth. I had never been kissed like this in… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“This is what we, in the con business, call making a spectacle of ourselves. Let’s try to avoid that from now on.”… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
![“This is what we, in the con business, call making a spectacle of ourselves. Let’s try to avoid that from now on.” “Except […] Mr. No-Sex-in-the-Bathrooms is going to describe two probably drunk people who staggered in. Plus, he thinks I’m a prostitute. We can double down on that by …” She stopped…” quote by Suzanne Brockmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/433/suzanne-brockmann-2175_banter_this-is-what-we-in-the-con-business-call_2582440.jpg)
