Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
“I’m so happy Sazed included me in his little book so that drunk people can curse by my name.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Victor hated loud music almost as much as he hated crowds of drunk people.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fuck they want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there should be a built in Breathalyzer on twitter so drunk people can't sign in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people.… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
“Emotionally drunk people stuck in absolutism decreases communication and understanding and creates polarization. . . a recipe for disaster” — David W Earle LPC Copy Share Image
“We’re drunk,” she informs me, “and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts.” “Very true,” I agree. “Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
“I'm walking through the city Like a drunk, but not With my slip showing a little Like a drunk, but not And… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their… — David Almond Copy Share Image
“watched as they flashed clips of people dancing, bartenders fixing whatever drink was en vogue, and a montage of interviews with delighted… — Amber Lynn Natusch Copy Share Image
I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with… — Lynda Carter Copy Share Image
“Am I drunk?" he asked Crewcut. "You're not drunk, Boss," Crewcut replied. "How could a superior individual like you be drunk? People… — Mo Yan Copy Share Image
“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good… — Jason Calloway Copy Share Image
“This is what we, in the con business, call making a spectacle of ourselves. Let’s try to avoid that from now on.”… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“He moved his lips to my cheek, to my ear, back to my mouth. I had never been kissed like this in… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
![“This is what we, in the con business, call making a spectacle of ourselves. Let’s try to avoid that from now on.” “Except […] Mr. No-Sex-in-the-Bathrooms is going to describe two probably drunk people who staggered in. Plus, he thinks I’m a prostitute. We can double down on that by …” She stopped…” quote by Suzanne Brockmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/433/suzanne-brockmann-2175_banter_this-is-what-we-in-the-con-business-call_2582440.jpg)
