I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was… — Mike Miller Copy Share Image
I dont pay for cabs if Im too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my… — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
“I suppose I’ve come a long way from: being drunk enough to drive; tired enough to replace sleep with pills; irresponsible enough… — Volatalistic Phil Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
