Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sit back, enjoy the ride and hang out with me for a little while. ( sorry, cheesy driving metaphor!) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make eating and driving illegal too. That's just as dangerous as texting and driving! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone please be careful while driving. don't text, speed, or forget to wear a seat belt. it just isnt worth it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think about it: Shouldn't the old people these days be driving faster than teenagers? They are the ones with a whole lot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Texting and driving is NOT safe. I feel in danger everytime I'm in the car with somebody that is doing that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not more important than your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So, I was driving today and I had an epiphany. Being young only lasts so long, you have your whole life to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate you. Im just saying if you got his by a bus, I would be driving that bus.:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're texting and driving and the car in front of you has a bumper sticker that says 'don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving through life is simple: Pick a lane and stay in it, don't cut people off and carry a lot of insurance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If love Is Like Driving A Car, Then I Must Be The Worst Driver In The World. I Missed All The Signs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they started crying, turned around and drove home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does texting and driving count as risking your life for your friends? If so, I'm a great friend sometimes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I see someone texting and driving I want to get out of the car and pop the tire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life without God is like driving without GPS making all the wrong turns, in the wrong lane taking double the time to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've got to ind some reasons to get off then car if you are driving pass your agency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In America, diner food or roadside barbecue is the best road food, but I am not a fan of eating while driving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The images in a picture book are the driving forces that tell the story. The words tell only what the pictures can't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is the most selfish thing you can do, just saying make sure you think before you do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
