I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there. — Alvin Martin Copy Share Image
Sir Alex, Mourinho, Wenger - none of them could have done a better job at Wigan than Steve Bruce. — Alvin Martin Copy Share Image
Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it. — Alvin Martin Copy Share Image
The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition. — Alvin Martin Copy Share Image
I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy… — Alvin Martin Copy Share Image
I love my films. I have stacks and stacks of DVDs. I put 'Last of the Mohicans' on the other day with Daniel Day-Lewis.… — Alvin Martin Copy Share Image
