WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying. — Richard Madeley Copy Share
YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights? — Richard Madeley Copy Share
That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak. — Richard Madeley Copy Share
When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the… — Richard Madeley Copy Share
