“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.” — Shannon Lynette Copy Share Image
DAD: can you go into speedway to get us some drinks? ME: no, I'm not thirsty. DAD: if I stop at the store will you go in and get some drinks? ME: *shakes head* DAD: no wonder nobody.. ME: *STARTS… — Patience Copy Share Image
